Britons, our brothers and sisters
Once again some (insert some lots of bad words here) terrorists have tried to affect the civilized world by detonating bombs and killing innocent people. They’ve cause pain, allright, but their final goal has failed, as it will always do. Britons are not afraid, civilized world is more united because of those dumb (some more bad words here).
We are more united than ever. United Kingdom of England and North Ireland, all our love and support from the other side of the ocean!